Fuck This Big Brother Shit-- It's Time for a Day of Reckoning.

I am totally fucking tired of the way we do politics. I am fed the fuck up with you dumbass tree-huggers that are more concerned about seeing that some terrorist's kid get a damn X-box than taking care of our own. And I swear if I hear one more of you pathetic pieces of shit say how racial profiling is unjust- I will punch you squarely in your cockholster. If I gave a shit what you had to say I would have put a quarter in you.

I have had it with the U.S. having to be the champion of causes... I think we should get our military the fuck back home and stop having them die for some pile of kitty litter in the midde east. When did we sign that peice of paper that said we would be the world's fucking hall monitor?

It ain't like anyone fucking appreciates us anyhow. We pull your asses time and again out of the shitter and for what? So you can say how we suck? (BTW Fuck you France- I hope you choke on a loaf of bread..Fuck you and your piece of shit country.)

We play by the rules-- no one else does... That is blatently clear. I think it's time to rewrite the rules boys and girls. How about treat us like you want us to treat you. No more of this shit where you say how fucked up we are and then gleefully accept our scraps like the fucking dogs you are.

Screw that. You don't like us? Fuck you then. You don't get shit. And frankly I don't care if little Yeseph has to drink muddy fucking water... There are plenty of kids here that we can be worrying about.

You don't want us to intervene? FINE. I refer back to an earlier post:

WE.
DON'T.
NEED.
YOU.

But you sure as fuck need us.

Hell- I'll be more than happy to pay more for something because we are keeping all our jobs here rather than sending them to some fucking ungrateful country where people are working for 10 cents a day.

See how long it takes before your economy crashes. AND DONT COME RUNNING TO US CAUSE YOU SUCK AND WE HATE YOU.

Plus we woul not want to stick our noses into anyone elses business...

And fuck you and your tourist attractions... We live in the greatest country in the world. We have cooler shit that you ever will... So you can ram your stupid fucking Eiffel Tower right up your ass...

You got a problem with another country? HERE'S A FUCKING IDEA: DEAL WITH IT YOURSELF. Don't bother us. We are busy driving around in our little electric cars because you know what? Fuck you and your oil. Give it to France so they can lube up the tower before insertion.

You don't want our bases in your country? No problem-o. We'll move. And point about 500 nukes at your fucking country and if you so much as glance in our direction-- well-- World Maps CAN BE REDRAWN....

No one will remember you anyhow.

Awwwwwwww is there a fire burning out of control in your country? Is your leader just being a big old fat meanie? Did you have an earthquake?

Give us an address - we'll send flowers.

I'm going to go get a beer... DOMESTIC...

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?????

Who the fuck is running this war?

Do I need to dust off my gear and get back over to Iraq?

They want to let the fucking GERM BITCH Rihab Rashid Taha FREE???

Pardon me while I attempt to park my truck in a fucking toaster BECAUSE THAT MAKES MORE DAMN SENSE THAN THIS RETARDED FUCKING IDEA.

Since when do we negotiate with terrorists?

Not to mention how do you explain to the Bergs, the Hensley's, the Armstrong's, the Kumdureli's, the Mutawalli's, the Lazov's, the Johnson's... (Need I continue?) that their sons and husbands weren't worth shit? But now-- well.... We changed our minds... Caving in like a bunch of fucking three-year old girls to a couple of two-year old terrorist drop-outs is now S.O.P?

Don't get me wrong. The Brits- mainly because Tony Blair has a set of balls the size of Jupiter and I'd like to buy the guy a couple of beers- have been our biggest ally and I feel terrible that the Bigley's now have to deal with the horror of having one of theirs hostage...

BUT I also feel for every single member of the families and the friends of the 1161 heros and heroines killed - 1027 of which are U.S. soldiers. And any of our boys and girls serving over there- also have all my respect. Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen that are not deployed but still serving honorably stateside or elsewhere? Complete respect for them as well.

If you don't agree with me-- fuck you pal. Come say that to my face. I have absolutely no problem kicking you in the teeth and making you cry like a girl. If you happen to be some dumb bitch who doesn't like what I say- fuck you too. I don't hit chicks -- but you will be off my "Gals I'll Grace with a Nice Hard Fuck" list. You'll be sorry.

Oh-- And before you even attempt to use whatever psychology you learned at the one class you took courtesy of Sally Struther's online school for dumb-fucks - and try to tell me I'm bitter for whatever reason or that I am just some dumbass with a computer...

Shut the fuck up. You don't know me. I have flushed things down the toilet that are smarter than you.

Someone asked what I think about Bush and Kerry. Well pal... That is a lot like asking if I would prefer my balls stabbed repeatedly with a fork or burnt.

I'll save the reckoning on those two for another post... But since you were cool enough to link me, I will say this much:

Neither guy is a fucking prize... That is for damn sure. Kerry irks the fuck outta me... Indecisive little pissant who is playing the veteran card to the hilt... Don't even get me started on that topic... I wonder if there were no war going on - and the military was still viewed as a useless money-pit (BTW: Fuck you Clinton. When you came to Japan the only salute you got from me was the bird...)---- would he be parading his rather questionable Purple Hearts around? I don't think so.

Basically he is a self-appreciating asshole.

Bush? Living proof that nepotism is alive and well. The guy is a FUCK UP people!!!! I've known people that couldn't get jobs at their local K-mart for smaller indescretions than his. Don't even fucking attempt to tell me that he got into Yale or Harvard on his own merits. If you believe that-- you need to go out to the middle of the ocean-front property you bought in beautiful Denver and shoot yourself in the fucking head. Don't forget to bring a friend to tell you which way the barrel should point...

Basically he is a self-appreciating asshole.

My solution? The 1995 adaptation of Kurt Vonnegut Jr's Harrison Bergeron (Read it.. it's a short story-- it won't kill you. Watch the movie to see what I mean-- doesn't follow the book exactly - but a decent rental regardless) had a pretty decent idea...

After all-- what is the value of presidency really nowadays?

Shit. That's what.

We'd be better off with some average working schmo. Why?

1. Fucking wildcard man. Fucking wildcard. He doesn't give a shit about being P.C. He doesn't care that fifty three years ago some country gave us a fucking cookie and now we hav to fight all their battles for them. The other countries won't have a clue how to deal with him.. Fear of the unknown... Great plan.

2. WTF does he care about kissing Mega-Business Inc's ass? They probably outsourced his fucking job which is why he ran for president in the first place. He needed to do something until his unemployment check came in...

3. He's a real guy who hasn't been pampered by Daddy since day one. He's gotten the shit kicked outta him in the playground. He got his first piece of ass in the back of his mom's station wagon when he was 16... He ain't like you Polly Anna's that thought Thurber's Princess was terrible ... He lives in the real world-- that is what the White House needs- folks.. A good fucking dose of reality...

Actually-- what the world needs is another damn flood.

On a completely different note:

c0ke: thanks for the hook-up.

And if any of you are wondering why I have that gay little "Blogs I like to visit whilst in my undies" award tag on my page-- it's because my fellow vet EmGee is fucking hot as hell and I'm hoping she'll come over and do a threesome with me and my girlfriend...



UPDATE: KICK ASS... WE STILL HAVE FUCKING BALLS-- GERM-CUNT AINT GOING NOWHERE !!!!!

Now what? You still think we should be passing out fucking toys to the "innocent" children?

The second US hostage, Jack Hensley has been UNJUSTLY executed - (and if you are one of those stupid cunts who thinks that it is just -- that according to Islam he is executed for what ever dumbass reason you THINK the Koran gives? Come say that to my face you and I'll gladly ram my boot up your ass, your kid's ass, and your pet's ass).

And speaking of kids:

“The youths of Tawhid and Jihad killed the second American hostage after the end of the deadline”

Youths? How old are these "youths"?

Why am I asking? Because I'm wondering what age we should put at the moral cut-off when it comes to killing kids... Come on now... It's only fair. You kill us? We will disintegrate you - and who the fuck cares if you are only 16.

Not me. Hell- I'll put the trigger myself... Actually- screw the trigger... I'll run your ass over with my truck a few times. I'm not wasting a bullet on you.

I also noticed- while perusing the news- that Bush has to defend the Iraq War to the U.N.

How about this for a defense:

They.
Started.
It.
Suck.
My.
Dick.

I'd give that one a standing ovation.

NEWSFLASH folks:

We could have done a whole hell of a lot worse damage to those shit-holes in the middle east. FUCK YOU. WE ARE THE GOOD GUYS.. If we weren;t we be chopping your fucking heads off too.. Screw Abu Ghraib - ya can't traumatize the poor "freedom fighters" if they ain't got no fucking head.

You think a few soldiers pointing at some Iraqi's shriveled up sand-worm is bad?

Fine. I agree... Let's just cut their fucking head off instead. That way we don't have to feed them either.

And one more thing-- I have been working on this for a while- I want to make sure it is just perfect....


Dear Mr. Bin Laden.

Eat a fucking grenade.

Love and Kisses,
Shayde

I Say We Just Beat the Shit Outta A Few Key People

Another hostage beheaded. My deepest sympathy for the family. No one deserves to go through what you are dealing with right now...

...Except the sorry fucks that made you go through it.

But - the bottom line -

NO NEGOTIATIONS WITH TERRORISTS- EVER.

Yeah- you can tell me I would be singing a different story if I was personally affected... Well guess what?

You're fucking wrong. 100%.

Anyone in Iraq knows that they are at risk. Double that if you are not sucking some piece of shit "YOU GOT YOUR ASS FUCKING bombed and your country is a sorry blob of bloody menstrual discharge" Iraqi hoodlum's tiny penis. Triple it if you are American.

If it were me? So be it. I know what the risks were. Same thing when I was in the military. Not like some of these post-9-11 hero-wanna-be's who joined up when it was "cool" to do so and now they find themselves at war with people shooting at them...

Hellloooooooooo???? You are in the fucking military genius.... Being in a war should not come as a fucking surprise.

For the record-- I like the idea of chopping off Iraqi prisoners heads... 5 for each hostage the sorry "You don't have a fucking country anymore casuse you suck" Iraqis execute.

I also think - that whatever the outcome of this is- FUCK IRAQ and it's citizens.. Don't give them a fucking dime.

Oh... Also.. Just cause I haven't said it in a while-- and since apparently a lovely young lady told a good friend of mine that she liked it:

FUCK YOU FRANCE.

And as for Saddam being "distraught"?

Boo-fucking hoo. Pass the kleenex.

I'm back - I know you are thrilled.

Yeah- I've been gone for a bit- and wasn't really feeling post-worthy yet - but a friend of mine convinced me to sit my ass in front of the computer and attempt to piss off bleeding hearts.

What is the gripe of the day?

Let's start with the fact that once again those little pieces of shit over in the sandbox have decided to kidnap a few more folks. This is not going to stop people... It's just like Vietnam. How do you fight a war when you can't tell the enemy from the ally?

What do I think?

Well.. One option is to bomb the shit outta Iraq until the sand turns to glass and we can see the oil. What about the innocent? Tough toenails. Nobody over their gives a shit about innocent Americans or anyone else. You sit and smile at us when we come bringing aid- then cut our fucking heads off when we turn around.

Hey-- have a fucking cookie and then drop dead ok?

Oh- and I still stick by my original thoughts on how to handle the kidnappers.. Check my earlier post-- it's in there somewhere.. I'm too busy to locate it.

I should be President

Hey.

I am a reasonable person. .

I served my two tours in the miliary. I teach little kids to read. I am nice to old people. I am a genuinely kind and good person.

But you should be thanking your lucky stars that I ain't president right now.

Let's travel back a bit to something that has been irking me for a while.

The Philipines and their hostage.

Now- don't get me wrong. That was a suck-ass situation - and those terrorists are big fat VD-infested cockheads - who think they are impressing us by showing videos of them holding granade launchers -- (on a side note-- anyone else find that stupidly-funny? Seriously-- you gonna shoot the hostage with that granade launcher? I laugh at that AND your penises which are only slightly smaller than your wee-little brains...)

If I was the Philipine president-- or any president who had to deal with a hostage situation-- I'd tell those sorry ass bastards that if they do not turn over my citizen in 72 hours AND if they so much as harm one pubic hair on him-- not only will I not pull my troops - but I'll send another 5000 there to shove that granade launcher up their ass.

And once again- the U.S. was somehow responsible for this...

How about this? We pull our troops back. We also yank ALL OUR SUPPORT FOR YOU SORRY FUCKING WHINING BITCH-NATIONS as well?

How would you like that?

But then- we would be so meeeeeaaaaaaan. We, the richest country in the world, would hoard our resources while the rest of you were forced to drink you own urine.

Just remember something people--

We.

Don't.

Need.

You.

But you sure as shit need us.

You ALL have come crying to us for help-- and we are so nice that we ALWAYS try to help.. Yeah- we ain't perfect - and yeah-- maybe the politicians have some hidden agenda- but I don't hear you crying when we 'fess up billions and let you go years and years without even a hint that you might repay us.

Personally- I'd get cousin Vito to break your fucking legs.

There have been a few people who can look past the fact that maybe we aren't so bad - maybe the rest of the world is jealous because such a young country has been able to achieve so much in such a short amount of time -- while you all have had all the time in the world and have gotten no where--

Hey- don't bitch at us because we own the McDonald's and you are still assistant fry-cooks.

For example-- Gordon Sinclair- a Canadian radio commentator - who already had it figured out by 1973 that the world just loves to dump on the U.S.

Romanian Cornel Nistorescu also managed to take an unbiased look at the world and write his views on the U.S.

And let's not forget the Brit- Tony Parson's - who'd I'd love to buy a beer for.

And as for the French-fucks?

Jed Babbin put it best, "Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordian".

Fuck you France.

Screw the Greeting

Normally I would just keep my trap shut-- and I have been doing so for quite some time.. But this morning - while enjoying my morning cup of coffee and reading the news, I finally had enough.

Let's start with Paul Hamm.

Okay. So there was a screw up in the initial difficulty value for Yang Tae-young, the Korean gymnast . After reviewing the tapes-it was also found that Tae-young would STILL have lost gold because of pauses during his routine- but this is not what anyone else cares about... it is so much easier to just shit on the U.S... After all - the world has been doing it basically since our conception.

Hey - initially I was all for Paul giving up, or at least sharing, gold. But now- the more I hear the bitching and complaining - the more I think:

Go fuck yourself with a barbeque fork okay?

Then came the little bitch Svetlana Khorkina, who is just probably bitter because no one picked her from the Russian bride catalog and she is destined to be a shriveled up drunk. She has the balls to complain about her scores, "Everything was decided in advance. I had no illusions about this when the judges gave me 9.462 for the vault after conferring with one another at length."

Did it ever occur to you that you sucked? And I am not referring to your future career...

"Asked why she felt she was marked down by the judges, Khorkina said: "You better ask them. I think it's because I'm from Russia, not from America!"

Just keep telling yourself that you stupid cunt. And by the way-- I was not aware that every judge was from the U.S.

So last night - we once again find ourselves in the gymnasium. Now the crowd decides to boo Paul Hamm --

Nemov, a Russian, takes a step that a blindman couldn't miss -- but let's just pretend we didn't see that... Apparently the crowd didn't... (What the hell are the pumping into the arena? Marijuana smoke?)

Yang, in true Khorkina fashion - almost ended up on his knees.

And Paul- he was able to push aside the infantile displays of a crowd - whose total I.Q. was just shy of a piece of toast- and win silver.

But of course - he only won because he is an American.

Two words:

Barbeque Fork.

Tony Parson Wrote

One year ago, the world witnessed a unique kind of broadcasting - the mass murder of thousands, live on television.

As a lesson in the pitiless cruelty of the human race, September 11 was up there with Pol Pot's mountain of skulls in Cambodia, or the skeletal bodies stacked like garbage in the Nazi concentration camps.

An unspeakable act so cruel, so calculated and so utterly merciless that surely the world could agree on one thing - nobody deserves this fate.

Surely there could be consensus: the victims were truly innocent, the perpetrators truly evil.
But to the world's eternal shame, 9/11 is increasingly seen as America's comeuppance.
Incredibly, anti-Americanism has increased over the last year.

There has always been a simmering resentment to the USA in this country - too loud, too rich, too full of themselves and so much happier than Europeans - but it has become an epidemic.
And it seems incredible to me. More than that, it turns my stomach.

America is this country's greatest friend and our staunchest ally. We are bonded to the US by culture, language and blood.

A little over half a century ago, around half a million Americans died for our freedoms, as well as their own. Have we forgotten so soon?

And exactly a year ago, thousands of ordinary men, women and children - not just Americans, but from dozens of countries - were butchered by a small group of religious fanatics. Are we so quick to betray them?

What touched the heart about those who died in the twin towers and on the planes was that we recognised them. Young fathers and mothers, somebody's son and somebody's daughter, husbands and wives. And children. Some unborn.

And these people brought it on themselves? And their nation is to blame for their meticulously planned slaughter?

These days you don't have to be some dust-encrusted nut job in Kabul or Karachi or Finsbury Park to see America as the Great Satan.

The anti-American alliance is made up of self-loathing liberals who blame the Americans for every ill in the Third World, and conservatives suffering from power-envy, bitter that the world's only superpower can do what it likes without having to ask permission.
The truth is that America has behaved with enormous restraint since September 11.

Remember, remember.

Remember the gut-wrenching tapes of weeping men phoning their wives to say, "I love you," before they were burned alive. Remember those people leaping to their deaths from the top of burning skyscrapers.

Remember the hundreds of firemen buried alive. Remember the smiling face of that beautiful little girl who was on one of the planes with her mum. Remember, remember - and realise that America has never retaliated for 9/11 in anything like the way it could have.

So a few al-Qaeda tourists got locked without a trial in Camp X-ray? Pass the Kleenex.
So some Afghan wedding receptions were shot up after they merrily fired their semi-automatics in a sky full of American planes? A shame, but maybe next time they should stick to confetti.
AMERICA could have turned a large chunk of the world into a parking lot. That it didn't is a sign of strength.

American voices are already being raised against attacking Iraq - that's what a democracy is for. How many in the Islamic world will have a minute's silence for the slaughtered innocents of 9/11? How many Islamic leaders will have the guts to say that the mass murder of 9/11 was an abomination?

When the news of 9/11 broke on the West Bank, those freedom-loving Palestinians were dancing in the street. America watched all of that - and didn't push the button. We should thank the stars that America is the most powerful nation in the world. I still find it incredible that 9/11 did not provoke all-out war. Not a "war on terrorism". A real war.

The fundamentalist dudes are talking about "opening the gates of hell", if America attacks Iraq. Well, America could have opened the gates of hell like you wouldn't believe.

The US is the most militarily powerful nation that ever strode the face of the earth.
The campaign in Afghanistan may have been less than perfect and the planned war on Iraq may be misconceived.

But don't blame America for not bringing peace and light to these wretched countries. How many democracies are there in the Middle East, or in the Muslim world? You can count them on the fingers of one hand - assuming you haven't had any chopped off for minor shoplifting.
I love America, yet America is hated. I guess that makes me Bush's poodle. But I would rather be a dog in New York City than a Prince in Riyadh. Above all, America is hated because it is what every country wants to be - rich, free, strong, open, optimistic.
Not ground down by the past, or religion, or some caste system.

America is the best friend this country ever had and we should start remembering that.
Or do you really think the USA is the root of all evil? Tell it to the loved ones of the men and women who leaped to their death from the burning towers.
Tell it to the nursing mothers whose husbands died on one of the hijacked planes, or were ripped apart in a collapsing skyscraper.

And tell it to the hundreds of young widows whose husbands worked for the New York Fire Department. To our shame, George Bush gets a worse press than Saddam Hussein.
Once we were told that Saddam gassed the Kurds, tortured his own people and set up rape-camps in Kuwait. Now we are told he likes Quality Street. Save me the orange centre, oh mighty one!

Remember, remember, September 11. One of the greatest atrocities in human history was committed against America. No, do more than remember. Never forget.

Cornel Nistorescu Wrote:

Why are Americans so united?

They don't resemble one another even if you paint them! They speak all the languages of the world and form an astonishing mixture of civilizations. Some of them are nearly extinct, others are incompatible with one another, and in matters of religious beliefs, not even God can count how many they are. Still, the American tragedy turned three hundred million people into a hand put on the heart. Nobody rushed to accuse the White House, the army, the secret services that they are only a bunch of losers. Nobody rushed to empty their bank accounts. Nobody rushed on the streets nearby to gape about. The Americans volunteered to donate blood and to give a helping hand.

After the first moments of panic, they raised the flag on the smoking ruins, putting on T-shirts, caps and ties in the colours of the national flag. They placed flags on buildings and cars as if in every place and on every car a minister or the president was passing. On every occasion they started singing their traditional song: "God Bless America!".

Silent as a rock, I watched the charity concert broadcast on Saturday once, twice, three times, on different tv channels. There were Clint Eastwood, Willie Nelson, Robert de Niro, Julia Roberts, Cassius Clay, Jack Nicholson, Bruce Springsteen, Silvester Stalone, James Wood, and many others whom no film or producers could ever bring together. The American's solidarity spirit turned them into a choir. Actually, choir is not the word. What you could hear was the heavy artillery of the American soul.

What neither George W. Bush, nor Bill Clinton, nor Colin Powell could say without facing the risk of stumbling over words and sounds, was being heard in a great and unmistakable way in this charity concert. I don't know how it happened that all this obsessive singing of America didn't sound croaky, nationalist, or ostentatious! It made you green with envy because you weren't able to sing for your country without running the risk of being considered chauvinist, ridiculous, or suspected of who-knows-what mean interests.

I watched the live broadcast and the rerun of its rerun for hours listening to the story of the guy who went down one hundred floors with a woman in a wheelchair without knowing who she was, or of the Californian hockey player, who fought with the terrorists and prevented the plane from hitting a target that would have killed other hundreds of thousands of people.

How on earth were they able to bow before a fellow human? Imperceptibly, with every word and musical note, the memory of some turned into a modern myth of tragic heroes. And with every phone call, millions and millions of dollars were put in a collection aimed at rewarding not a man or a family, but a spirit which nothing can buy.

What on earth can unite the Americans in such a way? Their land? Their galloping history? Their economic power? Money? I tried for hours to find an answer, humming songs and murmuring phrases which risk of sounding like commonplaces. I thought things over, but I reached only one conclusion.

Only freedom can work such miracles!

Gordon Sinclair Said:

This Canadian thinks it is time to speak up for the Americans as most generous and possibly the least appreciated people on all the earth.

Germany, Japan and, to a lesser extent, Britain and Italy were lifted out of the debris of war by the Americans who poured in billions of dollars and forgave other billions in debts. None of these countries is today paying even the interest on its remaining debts to the United States.

When the franc was in danger of collapsing in 1956, it was the Americans who propped it up, and their reward was to be insulted and swindled on the streets of Paris. (FUCK YOU FRANCE)

I was there. I saw it. When distant cities are hit by earthquakes, it is the United States that hurries in to help. This spring, 59 American communities were flattened by tornadoes. Nobody helped.

The Marshall Plan and the Truman Policy pumped billions of dollars into discouraged countries. Now newspapers in those countries are writing about the decadent, warmongering Americans. I'd like to see just one of those countries that is gloating over the erosion of the United States Dollar build its own airplane. Does any other country in the world have a plane to equal the Boeing Jumbo Jet, the Lockheed Tristar, or the Douglas 10? If so, why don't they fly them? Why do all the International lines except Russia fly American planes?

Why does no other land on earth even consider putting a man or woman on the moon? You talk about Japanese technocracy, and you get radios. You talk about German technocracy, and you get automobiles. You talk about American technocracy, and you find men on the moon — not once, but several times - and safely home again.

You talk about scandals, and the Americans put theirs right in the store window for everybody to look at. Even their draft-dodgers are not pursued and hounded. They are here on our streets, and most of them, unless they are breaking Canadian laws, are getting American dollars from ma and pa at home to spend here.

When the railways of France, Germany and India were breaking down through age, it was the American who rebuilt them. When the Pennsylvania Railroad and the New York Central went broke, nobody loaned them an old caboose. Both are still broke.

I can name you 5,000 times when the Americans raced to the help of other people in trouble. Can you name me even one time when someone else raced to the Americans in trouble? I don't think there was outside help even during the San Francisco earthquake.

Our neighbors have faced it alone, and I'm one Canadian who is damned tired of hearing them get kicked around. They will come out of this thing with their flag high. And when they do, they are entitled to thumb their nose at the lands that are gloating over their present troubles.

I hope Canada is not one of those.

Drop Dead Bin-Laden

AND NO-- this should not be taken as an insult to gay/lesbian folks.